Rock, Paper, Cynic Music!


What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces?

If you've made your way here, you probably ponder weird questions like these. Well I'm a dude who writes the weird songs that answer them. So get comfy and have a listen. I think you'll like what you hear.

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About Me!

My name's Peter Chiykowski and I write geeky songs and comics as Rock, Paper, Cynic! Imagine your strangest hypotheticals and geekiest ponderings could come to life at any moment--that's the kind of world I try to make through my music. I think it's kind of like what would happen if you locked Jonathan Coulton, Barenaked Ladies and The Weakerthans in a van and GUYS I SAID I'D LET YOU OUT AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE WRITING THE BRIDGE.

What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces? I don't have the answers, but my songs have a lot of fun with the questions!

Upcoming Shows and Appearances


Live at EXP Bar

Sun, Apr. 9 @ 7pm

EXP Bar, Vancouver, BC

Come out and join me for a night of nerdy comedy jams at Vancouver's EXP Bar! You can RSVP to the event on Facebook.

Calgary Entertainment Expo

Apr 27-30, Calgary, AB

I'm so thrilled to be returning to Calgary for another year of the entertainment expo! Follow Twitter for updates. Also, I'm doing a concert!

Live at Calgary Expo

4:00 p.m. on Saturday, Apr. 29

Palomino Room E

I'll once again be seranading the fine city of Calgary with silly songs for nerdy humans, including a whole bunch of new songs! RSVP on Facebook!

Ottawa Comic Con

May 12-14, Ottawa ON

Booth 400

We've got a new location (booth 400) for this year's convention adventures and concerts! Stay tuned to my Twitter for updates!

Live at Ottawa Comic Con

5 p.m. on Saturday, May 13

Meeting Room B

I'll be seranading the lovely Ottawa with geeky tunes! It's a free show so come on out and bring a friend!

Gen Con

Aug 17-20, Indianapolis, IN

I had so much fun at Gen Con last year I thought I'd come back again! Stay tuned to my Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Fan Expo

Aug 31-Sep 3, Toronto, ON

I had so much fun at Gen Con last year I thought I'd come back again! Stay tuned to my Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Edmonton Comic Expo

Sep 22-24, Calgary, AB

Let's do this, Edmonton! Can't wait for another year of convention shenanigans! Stay tuned to my Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Fan Expo Vancouver

Nov 10-12, Vancouver, BC

Table a8

I'll be appearing with Vancouver geek-poet and cartoonist Write With Lightning! We'll be sharing our work and meeting people and comparing our beards!