One of the Many Things Turtles Can't Do

The most noble act of kindness is to run through an open field carrying a kite-festooned turtle over your head.

At Comikaze Expo today I ran out of business cards so I ended up hand-drawing turtles onto some cover stock I had leftover. My girlfriend is an amazing cartoonist so she helped me draw half of them, and then came up with the idea of having him fly a kite, which we later decided should be dragging on the ground since... you know... it's making me sad just thinking about it.