An Actually Sensible Lightbulb Joke?

Okay, so, just to be clear, I absolutely do not suggest physical violence as a response to verbal intolerance, regardless of the number of bigoted lightbulb jokes you have to hear.

UPDATE: Okay, so Drew (this awesome dude who voluntarily but cantankerously transcribes about half of my comics for the search engine) wrote me with this joke:

None, they just suggest to their fans that it be done.

Touche, old friend, touche.