Would Twilight be less boring if Bella Swan was replaced by an actual swan?

Maaaaaaaaan, I hate Bella Swan. What a stuuuuuuuuupid non-character.

Since normal swans are belligerent and badass, I think she should have skipped writing about a metaphorical bird and instead written about a for-real-and-actual cussin', publicly defecatin' psychopathic bird.

Anyway, I'm done ragging on Twilight now. I just needed to get this off my chest.

Oh, and big thanks to Matthias for pointing me in the direction of this comic!