Proof That Dandelions Are Secretly Jedi Masters

It takes me twice as long to mow lawns now because I keep avoiding the dandelions. Man, as if Star Wars and my burning desire to become a Jedi master didn't already waste enough of my time!

Honestly, though, have you seen what dandelions do when you strike them down? Those things spread like rashes! I'd personally like to nominate dandelions for the (at this point) totally fictional "Bad-ass Plant of the Year" award.