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What is the moon?
THE GIANT UVULA OF THE SPACE-WHALE THAT SWALLOWED EARTH.
Why are there tides?
THE SPACE-WHALE USES HIS MIGHTY COSMIC BLOWHOLE.
Where does the water go?
SPACE.
...the simplest explanation usually dies in a space duel against the most awesome one.
