Santa Is a Time Lord!

Oh, man, so Aaron Lenk pointed out that that this also explains where he stores all the presents. The TARDIS is bigger on the inside!

Also, this is officially my first Doctor Who comic! Whoo! Expect more maybe?

Anyway, the thing is, even if Santa does have a time machine, I still think he has a horrifying, impossible job. Let's assume he's delivering about 7 billion gifts (obviously billions of people DON'T celebrate Christmas, but a lot of people get multiple gifts, so we'll assume that washes out) and it takes some 30 seconds per gift. That's 210,000,000,000 seconds or 6,659 earth years that he has to live through every Christmas. That's almost 100 consecutive lifetimes of sleepless, ceaseless, gift-delivering monotony.

If there is a hell, surely Santa has been there.