ONCE UPON A TIME I GOT TOTALLY BORED AND DREW SOME SILLY PICTURES

And that's pretty much how this whole thing got started.

My name's Peter Chiykowski and I write Rock Paper Cynic—a webcomic for people who think too much and too little. It's all about celebrating things that make the world weird and exciting (like turtles, philosophy, and dinosaurs) and poking fun at things that bring people down (like bigotry, Sean Bean dying in movies, and Internet Explorer).

THIS GUY, THIS GUY RIGHT HERE

I believe practicing constructive cynicism helps us question things that make the world crappy and better appreciate things that make it pretty sweet. Also, sometimes I just like to make silly jokes about turtles.

DINOSAURS GOOD, INTERNET EXPLORER BAD
WHOLE LOTTA TURTLES ON THIS SITE

If you have any questions about how any of this stuff is going to roll out, fire me an email or hunt me down on Facebook, Twitter, or Tumblr.