Derby

"Me, I’m just a charming insomniac who clutches a golf club while he feigns sleep. I’m the picture of health. or at least the sketch of it.”

Derby lives in an abandoned car park and clings rather compulsively to a 7-iron golf club. Seriously. He never lets go of that thing. He hears voices, has trouble sleeping, and never takes "what?" for an answer.

Eightball

“Who the hell are you?”

“A man with a very classy hat and an urgent need for medical attention.”

Eightball is suave and shady. He works for a man known as the Accountant, and his duties sometimes put him where bullets go. Yikes!

The Duke

"I remind you that your survival is contingent on my amusement. I will break your bones to set you dancing. I will crush your lungs to set you singing."

The duke is a dark figure who waylaid derby in an alley. he carries a cane with a snake’s head for a top. He has been seen to lift and suffocate people effortlessly with his cane.

Lev

“I think he broke your head.

more.”

Lev is a young, bright guy with a chip on his shoulder and a problem with rent. He works multiple jobs at various local restaurants and the local university. He plays piano in a band called "Rhymestone Soldiers."